[Ales jumps back a step, a little worried that they're going to take their confused anger out on him.]

I'm not kidding around! Look, you could ask anybody else, and they'd tell you the same thing!

B-besides, you're the ones saying 16-bit is the coolest new thing! Games are 3D now! High definition! It sounds like you're 26 years in the past.. I know this must be really confusing, but I'm just trying to help!

[SO PLEASE STOP YELLING AT HIM.]